July 2016, Day 15, Arawashi v Daieisho

Somewhere, in a metaphysical realm, there exists the perfect shitatenage (underarm throw). No wrestlers are involved. It remains unsullied by the human form. It is the purest expression of shitatenage, the distillation of all the essences of all the shitatenages from all the parallel universes. It is the shitatenagest. That dimension broke through to ours today and gave us a glimpse of the eternal.

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